wARMers, or else
The other night, we were sitting around minding our own business, and there was a knock at the door. Opening it, we were shocked to discover a large armwarmer standing on our porch looking very angry. It went on to tell us that SmartLassy is discriminating against products that warm the arms. "Look at all the scarves," it said. "And don't even get me started on the socks and legwarmers." We agreed, under duress, to try to equal things out around here. With that said, we bring you blue armwarmers that are sparkly and lovely and whose presence on this site will prevent a discrimination suit or any more late-night visits by giant, angry apparel. 70% acrylic, 25% nylon, 5% rubber, and yours for $6.95 + shipping.
