Hey there, Long Jane Stockinglover! Do your legs go all the way down the street and come back with a newspaper and a cup of coffee? These are for you, because they're extra-long, like that line your legs waited in at the corner coffeeshop behind that type-A businessman who complained that his latte was supposed to be 150 degrees, but it came out at 160, which was totally unacceptable. In that situation, if you were wearing these socks, you could kick that guy, and he'd forever remember the day he got his shins bruised by the lady in pink stripey socks. Fits size 9-11. Made of 70% cotton, 10% nylon, 18% spandex, and 2% rubber.
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