After some careful review and substantial procrastination, we here at Smart Lassy have decided to take the site in a slightly different direction. Do not fear! We still intend to post products geared toward the goofy, geeky girls we love, but there will be some differences starting Sunday, February 3.
1. You'll now be able to BUY ONLINE, directly from us, and we'll ship your coveted treasures directly to your doorstep. Or P.O. box. Or tent commune. Whatever you want, so long as the fine folks at the U.S. Postal Service can get it there.
2. We'll have one featured product per day. Don't worry, though. As long as there's some left, the featured items will still be for sale the next day. Our products will be carefully vetted by the SmartLassy staff to ensure that we're sending you high-quality goodies.
3. We're particularly interested in selling handmade goods and products from wholesalers or retailers based in Northeast Ohio. We feel it's important to support our local economy, and we want to give a boost to people who make good, quality stuff and deserve to make a little money for doing so.
4. You don't have to be from Ohio to sell with us, but it doesn't hurt.
5. If you make stuff and would like us to feature and sell your product on SmartLassy, please fill out this form. We'll contact you with details.
6. If you are a Northeast Ohio business and would like us to consider selling some of your fine products, you should also fill out the form. Suggestions from readers are always welcome, too.
Thanks for your continued support of Smart Lassy. We're hoping for great things in 2008!
Wukka wukka wukka wukka wukka wukka. No, I'm not doing a poor Fozzie Bear impression. I'm making the Pac-Man noise. You know, that sound the game made while everyone's favorite near-sphere ran roughshod over all two dimensions of the game board, beating the odds in the face of adversity and four ghosts who wanted, inexplicably, to eat him? What WERE those pellets anyway? Vicodin, maybe? That's why he wanted them so badly. Yeah. Pac-Man. We love him. We want to wear him around our necks.