St. Patrick's Day is almost here, and apart from Halloween, it seems that this holiday is a favorite for accessories, particularly green ones. Whether you're getting gussied up to show off your Irish heritage or just making sure you look properly comical before a night of getting rip-snortin' drunk, these shamrock laces will complete your look. They measure 44" long and can be yours for $3.50 per pair. Order by noon EST on Friday, 3/14 with Priority shipping, and we'll make sure your laces arrive in time for the holiday.

* With apologies to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

If you live in colder climes the way we do, the idea of adorning your feet might seem a little silly. After all, you've been wearing socks since October. Remember, though, that sandal and barefoot season is only a few months away, and who says your feet can't look pretty when you're warm at home? And as for you SmartLassies who live in places warm enough to wear these now, we'll set aside our jealousy and hope these colorful, beaded foot thongs will make you look as gorgeous as we know you are. $4.75 each in your choice of 7 styles .

Don't worry. We haven't forgotten our grammar or nuthin'. That's just what it says on one of these made-in-Indonesia notebooks, which are colorful and cute on the outside and lined on the inside, so you can be fun and girly while staying organized, taking notes, or doodling when you should be paying attention. Choose from "Come Out and Play," "Musician," and "Smart and Beauty." $3.75 each, or we'll send you all 3 for $10.25.

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No, not that kind of magic mushrooms. Are you kidding? SmartLassy does not want to end up in the pokey. These little trinkets are sparkly and festive and will brighten up any room. Hang them from the ceiling, wrap one around your rearview mirror, dress up the underside of some shelving, or tie a few to your dog's collar to give him or her that bling they've been craving. Wait. Nix that last one. I was just kidding about that, so please don't email me and yell about animal cruelty. KIDDING. They measure 2.5" in height, include a gold-colored loop for easy hang-upping, and are available in 6 happy colors. $2.25 plus shipping.

Photo geeks need gear, too, and if you spend your free time organizing your photo collections, geo-mapping your snapshots, and dragging items into Flickr Uploadr, you might want to wear your hearthobby on your sleeve. These quality pinback buttons measure 1.25" in diameter, and we'll trade you $2.75 for one, plus $1 shipping.

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To illustrate the fabulous funkiness of these shoelaces, I dragged one of my trusty Doc Martens out of the closet to show you how this product can dress up your footwear in a way that's cute, punk, goth, and fun all at the same time. Laces feature multicolor skulls and stars and are 45"-47" long. Enough for sneakers or a short boot. Or possibly your corset. Hey, we don't judge around here. $3.50, plus $1 shipping.

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Layers, vector masks, transparency. Gaussian blur, save for web, export to ImageReady. Regular eraser, magic eraser, or background eraser? Sound familiar? Then you, as a proud Photoshop professional, will love wearing this button to show off your graphic design acumen. They measure 1.25" in diameter and cost $1.95, plus $1 shipping.
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You're not a bird, or a plane, and you can't fly without aid of an aircraft, but you are a super girl, and we made these shirts so you can show off. Retro print features the mighty super heroine with some mighty hair. Check out the Farrahesque coiff. Shirts are Jerzees brand, 100% cotton, and available in sizes S-XL. They're women's style and are fitted, so if you like a looser fit, you should order one size up. These cost $15 each, and you're more than welcome to change into yours inside a phone booth.
$15 plus shipping, which starts at $2.95
p.s. We're working on getting these shirts in sizes larger than XL, 'cause we know that lovely ladies come in all shapes and sizes. Check back within a week or so for details.

Do you care about your toes? Apart from the odd pedicure or coat of polish, when's the last time your tootsies got a little lovin'? They're always there for you, keeping you balanced and wiggling at will. Don't they deserve a little extra attention? These 98% polyester, 2% spandex footies come to about 3/4 calf in length, and they're made for size 9-13. Warm up your piggies, then take them to market. They cost $5.95 a pair, plus shipping, which starts at $2.95.

Hey there, Long Jane Stockinglover! Do your legs go all the way down the street and come back with a newspaper and a cup of coffee? These are for you, because they're extra-long, like that line your legs waited in at the corner coffeeshop behind that type-A businessman who complained that his latte was supposed to be 150 degrees, but it came out at 160, which was totally unacceptable. In that situation, if you were wearing these socks, you could kick that guy, and he'd forever remember the day he got his shins bruised by the lady in pink stripey socks. Fits size 9-11. Made of 70% cotton, 10% nylon, 18% spandex, and 2% rubber.

Okay, so you like to get into a little trouble now and then. But really, down deep, you're a good gal. A sweet gal. To be fair, you're a sweet devil. Before anyone's surprised by this realization, let everyone know by wearing this scarf. They're 100% acrylic, and they'll cost you $6.95 + shipping.

In order to once again appease the armwarmer mafia (they are such bullies benevolent, generous beings), we have for your shopping pleasure a pair of lovely pink armwarmers. They're just like the blue ones we featured a few days ago, except, y'know, pink. They're made of 70% acrylic, 25% nylon, and 5% rubber. They'll set you back $6.95 + shipping, but you'll have the most sparkly, popular forearms in all the land. Promise.

As those guys from Monty Python's Holy Grail would tell you, there are some bunnies just not worth messing with. I wouldn't want to mess with Death Bunny, and especially not the lovely SmartLassy wearing this scarf. It's warm, it's black and pink, it's 100% acrylic, and it's utterly nonsensical, which is a trait we enjoy around here. Death Bunny scarf costs $6.95 + shipping.

"I have a PowerBook G4 and a Mac Mini, both of which have the old Power PC processors, which is why I'm probably not going to upgrade to CS3 because Adobe optimized it for the new Intel processors. I just upgraded to Leopard, but I haven't set up Time Machine yet, and I really don't get this 'stacking' thing, so I might make a trip to the Genius Bar for a few pointers."

Did you understand any of that? If the answer is yes, you should buy this button. If you didn't understand it, you can still buy the pin, but just so no one thinks you're a poser, if anyone ever comes up to you and starts blathering Mac-speak, just roll your eyes and say, "Yeah, but remember OS9? And the G4 Cube? Gawd!" These quality pinback buttons measure 1.25" in diameter, and we'll trade you $1.95 for one, plus $1 shipping.

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